Many of you are dying for some guidance on the issue of terrorism and our world today. You are begging for Sleazy's opinion on THAT, not the damn Bulgarian Currency. While Sleazy still thinks you should care about the wonderful people of Bulgaria and their fate in this dangerous, cruel world, he understands your need for opinion-leaders and elites to form your views for you. Sleazy, being an elite being of the first order, but one who fights night and day for the welfare of the filth-encrusted masses of the planet, has granted an interview to a certain sundry outlet and here it is:

ABDUL: Sleazy, tell us about the Jewish conspiracy to rape the world, and how it is related to the attacks on the World Trade Centers:

SLEAZY: First of all, I don't think there's a Jewish conspiracy, but there is definitely a conspiracy to rape the world, and that is how the trade centers got built in the first place: as a center for the trade in human flesh, so to speak.

ABDUL: The Jews love the taste of human flesh, don't they?

SLEAZY: Look, some of these people are Jews, but alot of them aren't. Alot of them are just mezmerized by the KKKapitalistic machine, and get an orgasm from being sucked up into it.

ABDUL: Osama really socked it to those people, didn't he?

SLEAZY: He did, but only because the real power elite prepared the way. See, Osama is just one of those little rednecks out there that runs around ranting about God and Holy War, he's got his little Militia camps and his own little Islamic Aquavelva over there in Afghanistan, he's pathetic ,really. But he's also useful to the power elite. You see, if he can keep all the Islamic people in some sort of devotional trance with fantasies about Holy War, and he can keep all the Americans full of War fever to whip those little Rag-heads into line, they can make a killing and consolidate their power.

ABDUL: So what should the great Arab peoples do, to stop these Western power elites from taking over our land??

SLEAZY:The first thing they should do is experience the pleasures that the New York financiers indulge themselves in daily. They should f**k in the streets, shoot up drugs, use vibrators. Then they will find themselves full of deep abiding life-force and power, once that happens, they will be able to whip the Israeli Colonial Disneyland for Jewish KKKapitalists's ass. They will be able to depose that King Fahd, and all those other sons of bitches, and truly rock worldwide. They can stop the White man's death machine in its tracks by cutting off the oil. They can do all that and more. But first they have to listen to this: (hands Abdul a promotional copy of "Hotbox".)

ABDUL: We don't like this degenerate Western pornography.

SLEAZY: The degenerate pornography is in the street, not in here.

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