MiscelTAYneous!
This page is dedicated to all the little bits and pieces of All-Things-Tay that we have aptly named the "MiscelTAYneous" page. Here is where you will find some fun things to do. Read on.......
What makes you to float up to that wondrous place called "Taylor Heaven" or makes you sink into the evil depths of "Taylor Hell?" E mail Tay's Temptress or Taylor's Love Slave to let us know what makes your Tay Elevator take you up or down and we will post it here. Why don't you take a look at what makes us go UP TO HEAVEN or DOWN TO HELL
"Life Is An Inside Taylor Joke......."
Have you ever caught yourself snickering to yourself while, say, driving in your car, reminded of something "Taylory?" (*WE* have) Or maybe you were watching something on TV and giggled because it, too, was something you related to "Taylor" in some way, shape or form? (GUILTY!!)
Well, we were talking to a friend the other night and she mentioned something that happened to her like this and she said there are so many inside jokes. Well I (the Temptress) replied that LIFE has become an inside Taylor joke. And it's true....almost everything we here at Tay Heaven/Tay Hell do can be Taylor-Related in one way or another. You know how it is, right? Trying to stifle a snicker when reading an article on "Older Women, Younger Men," just praying your husband (boyfriend, mother, grandmother, young children, dog, gerbil, etc. etc.) does not ask you why you are giggling your fool head off...? Right? It would be inexplicable to them but your OTHER 'Taylor-obsessed-have-to-know-every-breath-that-guy-takes' friends would understand. If you HAVE experienced something similar to this, then THAT is what this page is about. Hence.....
"Life is an inside Taylor joke......."
So, please email your lovely hosts and fill us in on why this is true for you. E mail Tay's Temptress or Taylor's Love Slave
Tay Descriptors
Ok....admit it. You have tons of names you use in 'secret' with your bestest friends - names you use to describe Taylor. Don't lie...you do! We know you do, so don't even try to deny it! We here at Taylor Heaven/Taylor Hell have built of our own Tay Descriptor Dictionary....some names are harder to explain in detail why we use them, but nevertheless, we DO use them.
Here are a few of our names for Taylor:
Testosterone Tay
The Babe
Tulsa Honey
The National Treasure
(ok....this one is fairly new to our personal list of "Tay Descriptors" - we borrowed this name from Judy Blume's book "Summer Sisters" - It DOES fit perfectly though, doesn't it? ;-)
Rock God
The Divine and Luscious One
Unbraided Tay
(which refers to, obviously, Taylor's sexy braid when it is in a state of disarray - this is new to our list, too, making itz appearance after reviewing the Divine One's appearance on a past Letterman where it was apparent that the BRAID was unbraided, HENCE the name "Unbraided Tay." Clever, huh? :)
LLL
(Or in itz longer form, "Long, Lean and Luscious."
No need for explanations here....
Sweaty Godliness
Jordan Taylor PerfectionBlonde PerfectionYoung StudDream BoyOh Gorgeous One
M.O.M.
No, this doesn't say "Mom" as in "Mommy"...this is an acronym for something we like to call "Mouthful of Man..." And NO, not in THAT way! Get your Tay-Infested minds out of the gutter! What we DO mean by this is that he is so delicious, you can just eat him up! Okay?
Melt-In-Your-Mouth-Delicious
This was sent in by a very special friend of Tay's Temptress and Tay's Love Slave....This was the creation our friend "S" sent in. Isn't it one of the most wonderful Tay Descriptors? The meaning of this Descriptor speaks for itself......
Vague Tay
Although this is not a Descriptor pertaining to his lovely physical self, it is indeed a Descriptor. What we mean by 'Vague Tay' is that he always, always dances around any question asked to him. If it was anyone else who behaved this way, we would find it extremely irritating, but since it IS our beloved, he can be as vague as he wants! ;-)
Single Tay
Well, this one is also not a Descriptor referring to his delicious physical self, but yet again, it is very much a Descriptor. 'Single Tay' is just that....he is single! As in 'do-you-have-a-girlfriend?' single. And we all thank the Good Lord above for this, don't we? It would just cause major heartbreak ::ouch:: around the world and The Temptress and the Love Slave just could NOT handle it if he were 'Attached Tay'(Sorry Tay...we don't mean to sound selfish!)
AND, HERE ARE SOME DESCRIPTORS SENT IN TO US BY OTHER TAY LOVERS:
Studbucket
Sent in by Surfer Girl
The Tasty One
Sent in by Charlene
Beautiful Bulging Blond
Sent in by Charlene
Bodacious Babe
Sent in by Sweetjazzylicks
Tasty Tulsa Man
Sent in by Lara
hisgodliness
Sent in by Sweetjazzylicks
E mail Tay's Temptress or Taylor's Love Slavewith your Tay Descriptors and we will add them here.
Lead Me To Luscious!