Well, Ladies....here is the final list. It seems we all had alot to say about the Luscious One himself....
It was VERY hard to narrow it down but here is what we've done......
16. Eyebrows...

Okay, we are cheating a little on this one. It WAS mentioned a few times but if you all know me (Jill/Tay's Temptress) you KNOW I live for Tay's brows!! Perfectly arched like nobody's business, man! Pluck or not? NOT! Of COURSE they naturally grew like that! Only the Babe would be so lucky...he was spared those ugly 'man brows' that grow like a nutty professor's, all sprouting out in different directions; just no rhyme or reason. I better stop or else there will be detailed discussions.............

15. Jawline.... When he photographs from the profile, his strong sexy jaw just JUMPS out at you. Kissable, indeed.

14. Chest/Arms.... Well, we all KNOW what those white and black tight T's are hugging: some unusually large pecs for such a 'slight'-in-frame guy! RTA pool scene caused a collective ::swoon:: from around the world. Yes, the man DOES have some muscle! And the arms..well, those arms cause quite a little stir in their own right. Building nicely as we speak, those arms! And the stronger they get, the better he will be able to hold himself up over (oops...scratch that thought!!)

13. His butt.... Well, it's like this. You *know* it had to make it to the list...It's small and sweet and looks oh-so-good in those tight jeans we've come to know, love and appreciate. Think: striped pants...mmmmmm!

12. His ears.... They've been the hot topic of conversation around the world these days. With the new earring, they have become even sexier. (who would've thought? *grin*) but even earring-less, they were still a fave of many. They stick out just the perfect amount which makes it so much easier to tuck that great hair behind. (More on hair later....)

11. His enthusiasm, dedication and loyalty... For what? For life, for his family for his gift of song and for us, his fans. Just take one look at his face when he performs...he's always thrilled and excited to be doing so, like there is no other place in the world he'd rather be at the moment. And have any of us ever heard a bad story about him from anyone that has met him? NO! And one look at him with his brothers and sisters, well...how many of us would want to have such a loving, caring brother? Come on....that picture of him carrying Mackie is to DIE for, no?

10. Those oh-so-soft looking hands.... Yep! This wouldn't be a Taylor-related list if *those* babies weren't mentioned! What can we say? They're large, (probably) too soft to even imagine, and they bring us the gift of song.

9. Hips.....

Taylor is NOT Taylor without those swervy/grind-them-into-the-keyboard-and-make-us-all-SWOON hips. They have been described as doing the 'hip dip' or 'the move' - we ALL are familiar with these infamous Taylor movements. Also, how he stands with his hip cocked to the side... OK, Ladies...one, two, three... SWOON!

8. Personality....

Okay, this SHOULD be number one and REALLY, it is but.....when you think "Taylor" and "sexy" in the same sentence, be HONEST....what do you REALLY think about? We KNOW he is the sweetest, kindest most loving person we will NEVER get to meet but...oh, YOU know what we're saying here, right?

7. Laugh/Mouth/Smile (these are all pretty much the same category...)

Does he have *the* best laugh in the world or WHAT?? Not only is it so cool to HEAR it but when he DOES do it, we get to see INSIDE that sexy mouth at the same time! Another thing that is a personal fave (hey, I AM co-creator of this list so I am allowing myself extra input here!)is when his mouth is closed (a rarity) the way his top lip just kinda dives right into the bottom one; it just nestles itself in there all nice and cozy. (See the above picture... whoa!) And how can we forget the 'lip-mover-Tay?' You know, like when they have rehearsed lines to say on some show and while one of his brothers is speaking, whose lips do you also see moving? You KNOW how he does that! Isn't it just so adorable??

6. Neck.... Hellooooo??? Has *anyone* ever seen such beauty and grace in a neck??? NO, we think NOT! Between the mention of all those chokers hugging it (lucky things!) and the slenderness of it, we all agree that it deserves many kisses and possibly a few licks. (ok...maybe MORE than a few but......there are too many of us who want turns!)

5. The 'walk' Also known as the 'swagger'.....Usually, anyone who walks in such big, clunky shoes wouldn't do it so... SMOOTHLY or so naturally, but the Babe just swaggers his way around, being all sexy, leaving tons of flumped out women in his wake!

4. Legs.... It is only reasonable to have this reason next...you know, the swagger in a walk COMES from these long, lean babies! AND they help those lovely hips cock out just so..... ::sigh::

We have a TIE!

3. The hair/Hair flip... When it comes to sexy, long beautiful silky blond hair just OOZES sexy from every STRAND!! The way it looks pulled back, especially when that inevitable loose strand falls out....hold us BACK! And when it is down and it is all 'bent' up in the back from being up too long?? Then when he tucks it behind his earshow many of us wouldn't PAY a fortune to just do THAT or even own a STRAND of it?? Huh?? Tell us?? How MANY???? We ALL would!

3. Wet Taylor

Hello??? Once you have seen a Wet Taylor, there is no other KIND of Taylor! Whether it is sweat-wet, pool-wet, (::flump::) or super-soaked-wet, the important thing to remember is just that HE IS WET!! Never mind how he got that way, just enjoy that he got that way! (Note: we cheated again...this wasn't actually a 'tie' but Wet Taylor could NOT be left off this list! We just inserted it where it belonged!)

2. Eyes...

Beautiful blue pools of sensuousness....How they crinkle when he laughs, how electric they look outside in the sun (think: Fanatic).....How they close so tightly when he sings and how they help create his famous O.F. ( you KNOW that had to be mentioned!) We can see his genuineness and his love and enthusiasm through these beautiful eyes....his absolute happiness. Truly, the eyes ARE the window to one's soul and how lucky we all are to be able to see into such a precious one at that.

ANOTHER TIE!

1. The voice....

Tay is not Tay without that voice. We heard the voice before we saw all the OTHER wonderful things about him and we fell in love with that first. The passion, the soul, the extreme GIFT of sound he possesses. Whether he is speaking that special way only Tay can speak (think "tour") or that little lispy thing he has (aww!) or singing his heart out, that voice is one sound we all will always love and cherish, no matter if it was high (when MON came out) or gets even lower than on RTA (and GOD, even sexier if THAT is at all possible!)

And the OTHER number 1 reason why Jordan Taylor Hanson is the Sexiest Creature on Earth is:

because he simply is oblivious to it.

 

Taylor just oozes sexy out of every cell from that body.....we love him for "him" first but ain't it a BLAST to talk about all the PARTS of him we love?????

BACK TO TAY HEAVEN/TAY HELL

And last, but not least......

HAPPY 16th Birthday, Taylor!!

Lead Me To Luscious!