Well, the holidays are approaching again. But this year
(and every year
from now on!) we think Santa should hand over his reigns to
someone people want a visit from MORE desperately than Old Mr.
Claus....No, we're not talking about Ed McMahon and Dick Clark
and their Publisher's Clearinghouse van.....We have someone ELSE
in mind.......
Picture this: you hear all those little reindeer hooves on your
roof and you wearily look outside your window for the fat guy
wearing a silly red suit with a sack full of boring gifts slung
over his shoulder....
But wait a minute! It's
not Santa! ::cue angelic sounding music:: It's....it's......it's HIM! The
Christmas Angel! *Your* Christmas Angel! The ROCK GOD! ....Taylor Hanson. He hops out of his borrowed
sleigh wearing his all black leather outfit, coolio Dr. Martens
and that smile that could melt even the Grinch!
He doesn't carry a sack full of gifts.....All that you see is
him.
What more would anyone need than this! Your
Christmas present has arrived!"
(ok, ok....this is OUR pitiful fantasy! Give us a break...please??)
So.......
Merry Christmas!
&
Happy Chanukah!
&
Seasons Greetings all around!
We here at Taylor Heaven/Taylor Hell decided that there are certain things we would *love* Santa to bring our wonderful Rock God for Christmas. *Not* that he actually *needs* anything...you can't improve on perfection, now, can you? But just a few *fun* things to make him enjoy his holidays..... Wanna know what they are? Please refer to our list....
The SanTay Claus Wish List
For the man who has *everything*, courtesy of your wonderful, yet most evil, Webmistresses
1. First of all, we want Santa to bring Taylor a door-to-door map that would lead him from anywhere at anytime DIRECTLY to OUR houses!
2. And then, jolly old Saint Nick really should bring T two personal assistants to help him pull on and peel off his tighty stripey pants! We know *just* the gals for the job, too! >;-)
3. Another thing Taylor obviously has need for: A NEW, LARGE mirror...since he always insists he is really not a big deal...apparently he has nonfunctional mirrors and he needs a bright shiny new one so he can SEE what a piece of perfection he really is.
4. We would *love* for Taylor to have a brand new surf board so he can spend even more time at the beach and we can have more opportunities to see pics of him with his shirt off! Mmmm, mmmm, MMMM! DE-lish!
5. But, for those occasions when he *must* wear a shirt, what about 182 tighty-whitey t-shirts? *NO* explanation necessary!
6. AND, for the other half of the year, 182 *BLACK* t-shirts! (Hey, itz leap year, you know!)
7. Now, this may sound like an unlikely present for God's Gift To Women to receive....but he really *NEEDS* a mop! "Whatever for??" you are asking yourself. But you see, he needs it to mop up the trails of drool left behind by the female population of the world wherever he goes! You wouldn't want him to slip and fall on that sexy little butt, now would you??
8. Another gift that might seem "just a little bit weird" is one of those plant mister thingies. You know, they spray water onto plants in a fine mist. THIS way, if Taybaby had one of those, we could enjoy the sight of Wet Taylor ANYTIME, day or night! You KNOW how we love Wet Tay! Come on, you do too!!!
See, there *are* a few items that the guy who has everything can use for the holidays! There are many more shopping days left, so we might just need to add to our list before Santa is on his way!