Code 5

Author:Raven
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Scott

It was a Saturday mornin'...and I woke up with a big hang over from last nite..I couldn't remember what the hell was I doin'..the phone rang and rang..I moaned
"Arrrggghhh...why the bloody phone has ta ring so loud.."
so I went ta answer it..
"ello.." it was
Abs.."Hey Scott how ya feelin'..?" I said ta em
"Not great at all"..I can't remember what I was doin'..?
Abs told me "Yah..that was some night..ya had a little to much ta drink and on top of it..Ya were dancin' with some chick on top of the tables..Ritchie, J and Sean all had a great laugh..then I said "Ohhh..me head is poundin'..I'm gonna need a bit of asprin..or yet..why don't ya come over and knock me in the head...jokin'..

Abs

Did ya get the number of the girl ya were dancin' with last night..?" Scott said
"I dunno if I did..?" I'll problem check in me pants..cos right now..I'm in me boxers..and half naked..I was laughin' at em on the phone..I told Scott that I'll talk to em later.."
Scott said "Sure!"...bye..

J

It was the night ta remember by..
we all had a smashin' time at Ritchie's mum's pub..with great mates and great music..and we all played a bit of pool..and Scott had one too many ta drink..with em table top dancin' with some gal..and ask for me I had seen this pretty girl that had walked into the pub..so I smiled at er..and she smiled back to me..I walked up to er and asked er name..which she told me it's Jalisa..and I offer ta buy er a drink and she said that she neva ever had a bloke who bought er a drink before..but she thanked me..and we had gotten our drinks and sat in the corner and talked and got ta know each other...
There ya go..another smashin' story..

This is taken the same night that J met Jalisa..at the pub.. Jalisa

After all that introduction..we had found a nice place ta sit down..J asked me
"What's a pretty gal like ya doin' here alone.." I said ta J..I'm waitin' for me mate Shelly.."
then J said "hmmm...the more the merrier.."
then the next thing is Shelly opened the door to the pub and looked around and saw me and this bloke sittin' next ta me..Shelly walked towards me and said
"Hey Jalisa.." I said
"Hi Shelly..this is J..I just met em today..J got up and shook Shelly's hands..and offer ta buy Shelly a drink..

Shelly

I said "Sure thing J..if ya don't mind.."
which J said "I don't mind.. he got up and went over to the bar..while he was at the bar..I started talkin' to Jalisa..I said to er
"Man..he's cute..and very sweet indeed..."
Jalisa totally agreed with me..and then I looked around the place..and I saw the cute bloke..he had bright blue dazzlers and blond hair..he had the nicest smile ever..but it seems like he was with his mates..that spikey hair dude..with the pierced ear..actually as I looked again..they were all cute..
then the next thing the DJ called Abs up..I said "Who's Abs..?"
then in a sec it had hit me..Abs..Abs..I've heard of Abs before..but neva putted that name with the face..
I then grabbed whole of Jalisa's arm..I then said "Jalisa..omgosh! I know Abs..I use ta go ta school with em..and he's the best DJ ever!
..after this Jalisa ya must come with me ta meet Abs..it's been ages since I seen em again...after an hour of Abs DJin' the music..I had went up ta Abs..I was kinda nervous meetin' em again..I started walkin' up towards Abs..
and I said "Hi..Abs..??" Do ya remember me..it's me Shelly...I use ta go to school with ya..?"
Abs..turned around and looked at me..and said "Shelly..is that really ya.." Man..! Ya changed alot.." Come sit with me mates and join us.."
then Abs went ta grab a chair..and pulled up to em..

Kazoo/Shelly

After Abs had grabbed me a chair..and I sat down..and he introduced me ta his mates..first he said that blue eye babe is Ritchie..
and Ritchie said "ello.."
the spikey hair lad is Scott.." ello and I'm from Essex.." with a giggle..
that's Sean over there..and J is the big lad..the big daddy..that's what we call em..I said
"I'm Shelly..but me mates calles me Kazoo.."
then Scott said "Why do ya mates call ya Kazoo..?"
Then Sean turns to Scott and says "Scott!"..
then Scott I was only curious..that's all..then Abs just giggle and asked me if I wanted a drink or somethin'..??
I said "I'm find thanxs..J just bought me and Jalisa a drink..

Scott

"Hmmm...who's Jalisa..??"
Shelly said "Jalisa is my friend.."
Ohhh..I said.." Shelly pointed out that girl in the corner is Jalisa..and she waved at er..and she waved back..and I looked over and saw J..I said ta Sean
"Hey there's J over there and he's with Jalisa.."

Shelly

After all that introduction..I wanna ta go dance..but I didn't wanna dance alone..then I'll be actin' stupid..
Abs turned towards me and says "Shelly..there is a smashin' song playin' right this minute..da ya wanna come dance with me...?"
I said "I sure do.."..
so we got up off the chair and headed towards the dance floor..

Scott

As they were dancin'..I said ta Sean "Hee..Hee.." get ta load of Abs dancin'..
then I got up..and said
"Ritchie..me mate..would ya care ta dance with me..??"
Ritchie looked so surprised..
and said "WHAT??!! WITH YA..ARE YA BLOODY INSANE??
Sean started ta laugh..and he laughed so hard that he fell off his chair..
now me and Ritchie started ta laugh at Sean..and he got up off the chair and wiped his pants..cos of the dirt..and he looked at me and said.."

Sean

"HEY..!" That's not funny at all.."
then Ritchie said.."Now ya know how I feel.."
Then I said "That's different..cos ya easy ta make fun of..with that cheesy grin..and what's with that grin any ways..?"
Scott was still standin' and laughin' his brain's out..then me and Ritchie said to Scott.."SHUT IT MAN!!"

Back to J and Jalisa....

J

I was havin' the best smashin' time of me life..I came here ta relax and have a few beers with me mates..but it turned out that not only did I have a few beers..
but met a sweet girl name Jalisa and shelly..
they both were very nice indeed..when it comes to meetin' sweet girls like Shelly and Jalisa..I'm kinda shy..
but once I get ta know em...things started ta change..
I'm a kind of guy who likes sweet things..like girls..for onces..I luv em all..plus I luv older women too..
well that's another story that I won't start..
I looked around the pub..and saw Shelly dancin' with Abs..I said to Jalisa that ya mate Shelly is dancin' with me mate Abs..
Jalisa said "Cool.."

Sean

I could see that Ritchie, J, and Shelly were havin' loads of fun..and off course Scott had one ta many drinks..and he wanted ta dance..but he just couldn't get up off his seat..the music was blastin' and the ladies were very nice indeed..and Scott finally got up and tried to dance but I haven't got a slightest clue what he was tryin' to do..Ritchie came right over ta help me carry Scott to the car..Ritchie asked me "How many drinks did he had..?"
I looked at the table
'bout 3 or 4 bottles of beer and a few shots in between.."
Man when he gets up he's gonna up chuck..I said "hggghhh...what's up chuck..?"
Then Ritchie said "He's gonna throw up later.." cos he had one to many.."
I said "ohhh.."

Abs

I looked at Ritchie and Sean.. and then came over and said "Hey what happen here..?" Ritchie told me that Scott is a heavy drinker and he had bout 4 bottles of beer and a few shots in between.."Ohh..man this doesn't look good...lets bring em to J's car..we should sign Scott up for A.A..then Sean started ta laugh...

Ritchie

I said to Abs...now that Scott's has passed out..lets take advantage of em..Abs said "Like how..?" I said
"Let's slap em around and lick em.." Man Ritchie ya sick..!" Said Abs!
I think ya need a girlfriend..!"
Then Ritchie said "I was only jokin'..!"
Then Abs had this wicked idea..let's get a bottle of whip cream and put it in his hands..and put some on his pants or somethin' like that..??"
Sean said
"Nooo..not in J's car..J will have a fit..remember the last time we did somethin' like that..?" Man..J blew his top off..and didn't speak to us for bout a week.."
Ya totally right Sean..well I guess we'll do it some other time.."

J

I was havin the best time of me life with Shelly..I said to Shelly ya great dancer..then the next thing I saw Abs runnin' in to the pub..and scream out..
"my turn ta DJ.."
My turn! My turn..!" And I started laughin'..and Shelly said
"What's soo funny..?"
I told er that Abs was runnin' into the pub screamin' out
"My turn to DJ.."
then we both started ta laugh..I said to Shelly "Thank goodness that ya and ya mate had decided ta come out tonight...if ya weren't we lads were just gonna hang out and do nothin'..

Shelly

I told J that I'm glad that I came out and met ya..and ya the sweetest lad ever..!
Then J said "Hey maybe tomorrow we could go see a film or somethin'..?" I said
"That sounds like a smashin' idea...I'll take ya up for that.." J said
"Good then.." it's a date..hehehehe...and we both went back to dancin' to Abs music..

Sean

I could see that Ritchie, J, and Shelly were havin' loads of fun..and off course Scott had one ta many drinks..and he wanted ta dance..but he just couldn't get up off his seat..the music was blastin' and the ladies were very nice indeed..and Scott finally got up and tried to dance but I haven't got a slightest clue what he was tryin' to do..Ritchie came right over ta help me carry Scott to the car..Ritchie asked me "How many drinks did he had..?"
I looked at the table bout 3 or 4 bottles of beer and a few shots in between.." Man when he gets up he's gonna up chuck..I said "hggghhh...what's up chuck..?"
Then Ritchie said "He's gonna throw up later.." cos he had one to many.."
I said "ohhh.."

Abs

I looked at Ritchie and Sean.. and then came over and said "Hey what happen here..?" Ritchie told me that Scott is a heavy drinker and he had bout 4 bottles of beer and a few shots in between
Ohh..man this doesn't look good...lets bring em to J's car..we should sign Scott up for A.A..then Sean started ta laugh...

Ritchie

I said to Abs...now that Scott's has passed out..lets take advantage of em..Abs said "Like how..?" I said
"Let's slap em around and lick em.."
Man Ritchie ya sick..!" Said Abs! I think ya need a girlfriend..!" Then Ritchie said "I was only jokin'..!"
Then Abs had this wicked idea..let's get a bottle of whip cream and put it in his hands..and put some on his pants or somethin' like that..??"
Sean said "Nooo..not in J's car..J will have a fit..remember the last time we did somethin' like that..?" Man..J blew his top off..and didn't speak to us for bout a week.."
Ya totally right Sean..well I guess we'll do it some other time.."

J

I was havin the best time of me life with Shelly..I said to Shelly ya great dancer..then the next thing I saw Abs runnin' in to the pub..and scream out.."my turn ta DJ.."
My turn! My turn..!" And I started laughin'..and Shelly said "What's soo funny..?"
I told er that Abs was runnin' into the pub screamin' out "My turn to DJ.."
then we both started ta laugh..I said to Shelly "Thank goodness that ya and ya mate had decided ta come out tonight...if ya weren't we lads were just gonna hang out and do nothin'..

Shelly

I told J that I'm glad that I came out and met ya..and ya the sweetest lad ever..! Then J said "Hey maybe tomorrow we could go see a film or somethin'..?" I said "That sounds like a smashin' idea...I'll take ya up for that.." J said "Good then.." it's a date..hehehehe...and we both went back to dancin' to Abs music..

Shelly

After when J had told me that he was real happy that I had came out to the pub and party with em..I said "I'm glad too.." it wouldn't be the same without ya.."
I looked at me watch and it was almost 3 am..and the party was dyin' down..and of course Scott was still at the back of J's car..J said "If ya don't mind..I'm gonna take the lads home but I'll give ya and Jalisa a ride home..I said
"Sure J..that would be great..if ya don't mind..?" J said "No..I don't mind at all.." how bout I give ya call tomorrow..and we'll do somethin' together..cos I know the lads will wanna recover from last night.."
that sounds like a smashin' idea..okay..it's a date then.." hehehehehe..and J giggle too.."

Ritchie

"Sean are ya comin'..?" Whhhhhhhaaaaaaattttt??? Stop actin' like a baby..and let's get in the car..cos J has ta take Shelly home first..and then us..so get in the car.."
Sean said "Okay..okay..I'm comin' dad.."
Hey none of that..Dad stuff.."
and Sean was gigglin'..the Sean said "Ya want me ta ask Scott ta kick ya butt then.."
Ohhh...I'm shakin' in me booties..."
hehehehehe..then J came out of the pub and said "Are ya mates fightin' again..?"
Noooo..we're just jokin' around.." then J said "Good..cos if there is..then I'm gonna kick both ya butts.."
then Sean goes "See..See..what ya done..!" Ya gotten J mad now..!"

J

"Listen Sean.." Nooo..one's mad..let's just all chill..okay..cos we all need sleep..then Jalisa goes
"Yeahhh..we all need a good nights rest..
then Shelly goes to J..here J..me number..so ya could call me.."
Okay...Shelly..loads of thanxs..okay I'll call ya tomorrow around 5pm..is that okay with ya..?"
Shelly said "Sure thing J.." hehehehehe....

Ritchie

I started sayin'"...J's got a date..J's got a date.."
J looked at me and said "Ritchie shut it.."
okay J..any thing for Big J..." heheheheh...
with me cheesy smile and all..as we all had gotten into the car..we had to move Scott..cos he was hoggin' up the space..J's car was big enough ta fit 10 people in..Scott was moanin'...cos we all knew that he wasn't feelin' well..Jalisa said
"awww...poor Scott..I hope he feels betta tomorrow..and he betta stay off the liquire..." if he doesn't then I'll smack em.." heheheheeh...jokin'...

U! Scott

I was in J's car..moanin'..cos I didn't feel good..Abs said "Yeah better now throw up on me.." Or I'll bloody kill ya..mate.." Ritchie said "ABS! That's not nice..!"
Then Abs said "What it's true..I don't wanna go home spellin' like crap..!"
Then J said "Okay! Okay..Ya all could just shut it.."
Then Shelly and Jalisa just looked at each other and started gigglin'...heheheheh..and then Scott moaned again.." UUUHHHHH!!"..

J

And with that I had to pull over right away..and every one had gotten outta the car real fast..and with Scott over the rails..just threw right up..and Ritchie said "EEEEEEUUUU"...
and Sean looked at Scott and askin' em if he was okay now..?"
And the girls just stood there sayin' "EEEEUUU..Gross.."
Abs was laughin'..Sean smacked Abs on the arms and said "Hey what was the for.."
Sean said "Ya not suspose to laugh at ya mate..when he's not feelin' well..?"
Then Abs goes.."Ohh..Yah..who says..!" Ya wanna take this outside..?"
Ritchie said "Hmmm...Abs..I hate ta tell ya this..but ya already outside.."
Abs said "Ohhh.."
Then Rachel said "Ahhh..guys it's gettin' late..and I wanna go home.." I have ta get up early tomorrow with me mum to go shoppin'.."
Abs said "Sorry Rach.." Lost me head there for a while.."
Then Abs putted his arms around Shelly..and walked back to the car..

Shelly

This time I got to sit with Abs..next to em.." Abs smelt sooo good..and he looks soo cute..I would fantanize bout em..me nibblin' on his ear..and lickin' em..but I gotta snap outta this..plus I have a hot date tomorrow with J..woooaahhh J..man he's soo hunky dorie..and just look at that muscle of his..big...

Abs

I was talkin' to Shelly..and I said
"Earth ta shelly..are ya there..?"
Then she said "Ohh..Sorry Abs..did ya say somethin' ta me..?"
I said "Yeah..so where are ya and J..goin' tomorrow..?"
Shelly said "Hmmm..I dunno probably to watch a film and a nice dinner.." I said "Smashin'...

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