counting days for a date.


hello. my name's scott, and i like long walks on the beach, long talks under the moonlight, long johns, and anything else that's long. i like croquet, crochet, parkay spray, and anything else that rhymes with "gay." if i were a tree, i'd want to be a cigar. i know cigars aren't trees, but it doesn't matter to me. i'm just a big monica lewinsky fan. if these things turn you on, or you'd like to meet a man with interests like mine, you can find me at standee's every friday and saturday night. i'll be the one yelling, "answer the son of a bitching phone!" hope to hear from you soon!

as you can see, scott gives wonderful blow jobs.



where the heart is where my heart is where hearts are
on paper with ink holding my heart
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