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Who Is Brandon Partin? | |
Who is Brandon Partin? Is he a man of action, or a woman of seduction? Nobody knows.
1.Brandon Partin grew up on the rough streets of East L.A. He made his living as the part-time
actor on the set of "Flip Toad Mcgee: The Man, The Mystery, The Legend". The show was a horrible
set back in Brandon's now burgeoning career. You can see him currently on the set of "The
Young and the Restless". He plays a hobo panhandling for nickels and dimes, both on and off the
set.
2.Brandon Partin was born into the Russian aristocracy under the rule of Nicholas II. He was
a very odd child, which is why you may never see him in the history books. He used to put play
tricks on the many guests that frequent their broad palace estate. He would order pizza's using
the czar's credit card or shake snow-covered trees while anyone pass by. His favorite trick was
to write Communist literature and place them in the random coat pocket of any of the housemaids
that were subject to inspection.
3.He had a stroke at the age of twenty-four. It could of been a brilliant career.
4.Oringinally born without the use of his
arms and legs, Brandon Partin's life was one of strength, triumph, and overcoming unbeliveable odds. Brandon Partin's offical autobiography tells the well rounded
story of himself including a photo section filled with rare and unpublished pictures of his trip
to the children of South Africa. The book tells the story of Brandon Partin's life which is one
of corruption, greed, weakness, and unbelievable shame. The autobiography ends with the suicide
note stuffed in his mouth after he died of a self-inflicted gun shot.
5.Brandon Partin has been immortalized by a statue that was unvailed last Saturday in the city
park, next to his favorite hangout pizza place. Brandon was unable to attend the presentation
because he is dead.
6.Brandon Partin is a dreamer. At a concert way back when, he told me "one day I'm gonna get up
there on stage." Then one day his ambition came true, Brandon took the center stage at a crowd filled
stadium. He was glowing that day. It took eight armed guards, the SWAT team and several cans of
tear gas to get him off.
7.Shortly after creating the now famous rap group "Fresh Green Beans", he went work to on the
album which is titled Not Sitting On The Can. It will be due out in stores in late June.
The first single will be titled Lettuce Rock the Mike.
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Official Brandon Partin Fan Club Web Page
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