PAPERBACK WRITER (By Lennon/McCartney, 1966. Sung by Paul).

Paperback writer.

Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book

it took me years to write will you take a look

it's based on a novel by a man named Lear

and I need a job so I want to be a

Paperback writer

paperback writer.

It's a dirty story of a dirty man

and his clinging wife doesn't understand

his son is working for the Daily Mail

it's a steady job but he wants to be a

Paperback Writer

paperback writer.

It's a thousand pages give or take a few

I'll be writing more in a week or two

I can make it longer if you like the style

I can change it round and I want to be

Paperback writer

Paperback writer.

If you really like it you can have the rights

it could make a million for you overnight

if you must return it you can send it here

but I need a break and I want to be a

paperback writer

paperback writer.