REVOLUTION 9 (By Lennon/Mc
Cartney, 1968. A pastiche).... bottle of claret for you if I'd realised.
Well do next time.
I'd forgotten all about it, george, I'm sorry. Will you forgive me?
Yes...
Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number nine, Number...
(Sing! Sing! Sing!) ... then there's this Welsh rarebit wearing some brown underpants... about the shortage of grain in hertfordshire... Everyone of them knew that as time went by they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower, but... This is only a false set thing and I say... manufactured by someone who's always... umpteen times... Your father's giving it -diddly-i-dee-... district was leaving... Intended to die... Ottoman... long gone through... I've got to say, irritably and... floors, hard enough to put on... per day's MD in our district. There was not really enough light to get down, and ultimately... slumped down... Suddenly... they may stop the funding... place your bets... The original... ha, ha, ha!...
... number nine, number nine...
Ah, ah, ah!... great colours for the season... Ah!... Who's to know?... Who was to know?... Ah, ah, ah!...
... number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine...
I sustained nothing worse than... Also, for example... Whatever you're doing... A business deal falls through... I informed him on the third night that, when fortune gives you... (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!...)
... number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine...
People ride, people ride, ride, ride, ride!... (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!...) Ride! Ride!
... number nine, number nine, number nine...
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!...) I've missed all of that... It makes me a few days late compared with, like, wow!... And weird stuff like that... taking our sides sometimes... Floral bark... Bogue doctors have bought this specimen... I have nobody's shortcuts, aha...
...nine, number nine...
... with the situation...
They are standing still.
The plan, man, the telegram...
...boo, boo, boo...
...number nine, number...
A man without terrors from beard to false, as the headmaster reported to my son. He really can try, as they do, to find function... Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive was high, and his eyes were low...
(Alright!)
It was on fire and his glasses were the same... This thing knows if it was tinned, but you know it isn't. To me it is...
... number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number...
So the wife called and we'd better go to see a surgeon, to price it... Wo oo ah!... yellow underclothes... Hold that line! Hold that line! Hold that line!... So, anyhow, he went to see the dentist instead, who gave him a pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all, so... so, instead of that, he joined the bloody Navy and went to sea... Hold that line!... Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick!...
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!) In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair... I am not in the mood for whirling... (Ah, ah, ah, ah!) Ah, ah, ah!... How?... Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping, birds for birding and fish for fishing... boo, boo, boo... them for "themming" and when for "whimming"... only to find the nightwatchman... (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!...) onion soup... unaware of his presence in the building... (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!...)
... number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine.
... industrial output... financial imbalance...
... thursting it between his shoulder baldes...
... the Watusi... the twist.
... El Dorado.
Take this, brother, may it serve you well!
maybe it's not that...
Ah!... What? What? Oh!...
Maybe, even then, it's "purgerous"! and yet it's safe... difficult to think...
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright...
It's quick like rush for peace is because it's so much like being naked...
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright...
If... you become naked.
Smash them!... Hold that line! Hold that line! Hold that line!... Block that kick! block that kick! Block that kick!...