Dear intelligent Boredom Central viewer:
I regret to inform you that we have fraudulant behavior among us. A recent guestbook signing has led me to believe that there are Boredom Central frauds in existance in the world. Do not be taken in by them. Do not buy any expensive equipment, or renounce your loyalty to the one and only Boredom Central. Although the term Boredom Central cannot be copyrighted because it is an obvious spoof of "Comedy Central", we must remain loyal to the name and will try our darndest to make sure that the true Boredom Central will continute to be the most entertaining Boredom Central on the World Wide Web. As a co-founder of the "Wah-Wah-Wah-Wah-Wah-Wah Political Party" we we're one of the foudners of the internet, and we will do our best to remain one of the top 93 percent visited websites on the World Wide Web.
We at Boredom Central will try what we can to keep your consumer interest in out product and we hope that you will continue to use Boredom Central as your #1 means of exhailing(or inhailing if you so please) boredom. The boredom is rampant here at Boredom Central, and since we buy in volume, we're confident that we can keep your patronage.
-Boredom Central GM
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Boredom Central is loyal to the southern Pacific government of the Tiki Wakas. Seeing that we are loyal to them and only them, all taxes will be repoted to them. Since their government doesn't have a set tax structure we at Boredom Central must assume that all profits gained from Boredom Central are 100 percent the property of Boredom Central, its GM and other affiliates who we may decide to donate to. No taxes will ever be collected from Boredom Central under penalty of death.
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