Nazi!


The fun new dice game

Jingle:
Hey, hey what’s shaking now
(Na-Na-Nazi)
Good times in the making now
(Na-Na-Nazi)
You only need five prejudices.

Announcer: It’s Nazi, Just roll five different prejudices, and you’ve got Nazi! (First Kid Rolls 5 dice, one says “Jews”, one says “Women”, ones says “Homosexuals”, one “Blacks”, and one says “Free Hatred”)

1st Kid: Come on Hatred, Yeah! Lets see I get to hate, Jews, Women, Homosexuals, Blacks, and for my free hatred I will choose, Native Americans.

Announcer: but watch out for that darn “Hitler’s Sucide” space.

2nd Kid: OK I need a Nazi to win, come on Hatred! (Second Kid Rolls 5 dice, The 4 can say anything, One says “Hitler’s Sucide”) Ahhhhh man, I rolled a “Hitler’s Sucide”!
1st Kid: Yeah! I win!

Jingle singers: Were having a Nazi good time.
Announcer: The best dice hatred game, Nazi, also, Neo-Nazi, and for the young-ins, Mickey Mouse Nazi.

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P.S. I am not a member of the Nazi party, notice how I wrote this in red? Just Kidding, I'm not a Commie either.