Jerry Springer's Guest-isms
"Don't hate, don't hate!"
"You don't know me!"
"I've got something to tell you..."
"I do look good!"
"I know all 7 of them aint my babies."
"I'm gay/lesbian/bisexual."
"I'm pregnant."
"I'm pregnant, and I don't think your the father."
"I'm pregnant, and I know you're not the father."
"I'm pregnant, and I know you're not the father, because you just said you were gay."
"I'm the boss of this woman, because the man is susposed to rule and the woman is his servant"
"I love my wife, but I gotta disipline her when she disobey's me." (Translated: I need my wife, but I gotta hit her when she tries to form any of her own personality, world views, or ideas that are non-cooking/cleaning related.)
Jerry Springer-isms
"No one wins when children are involved."
"We're here today to invite the KKK on along with one lone black, jewish, homosexual."
"So you have something to tell (Name)."
"...and you're being sent to a boot camp."
"...and you're being sent to a prison."
Jerry Springer's Audience Member-isms
"You need to drop that zero and get yourself a hero."
"You think you're all that and a bag of chips, well lemmie tell you what sista/brotha, you aint all that and the chips are stale."
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