BSB Bumperstickers

If the BSB had bumperstickers on their cars these would be just a few that I think would be on each one of them!!!

 

AJ BUMPER STICKERS

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

"Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you."

"Lead me not into temptation. . .I can find it myself."

"Don't laugh. . .your daughter could be inside."

"It'll only seem kinky. . .The first time."

"Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer."

"If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast."

"Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear."

"Warning: Contents under pressure."

"You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?"

"Did somebody say McDonald's?!?"

"assasins DO IT from behind."

"Pity the egg for it only gets LAID once."

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

There's too much blood in my alcohol system."

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."

 

HOWIE STICKERS

"We're all beautiful in our own way - my way just happens to be shorter."

"Hey I'm average height. . .Yeah for a woman"

"When you do good deeds, get a receipt - in case heaven is like the IRS."

"I'm a lover, not a fighter"

"Watch the hair"

 

KEVIN BUMPER STICKERS

"You have the right to your own opinions. I just don't want to hear them."

"Stop talking, I'm out of aspirin."

"Complaints about my driving?. . .Call 1-800-BITE-ME"

 

BRIAN BUMPER STICKERS

"I-Rok!"

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"You cant fall off the floor."

 

NICK BUMPER STICKERS

"A day without sunshine is like -- ya know. . .night."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?"

"I'm not deaf. . .I'm ignoring you."

"It's not easy being dumb. . .but somebody's gotta do it!!"

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"

"What color does a smurf turn if you choke them."

"I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose."

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"