I met her at an aftershow party
I said have we met before
And she said "hardly"
She had a curry stain
That was down her cardi
But her teeth were clean
So I said smartly
*I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to
She was educated at this school called Rauder
She was made to go by her mother
And financed by her father
She said room 211 and I said "rather"
I got her name wrong, was it twice?
So I said I'll call you Carol
Yeah she said that would be nice
*Repeat
So I strolled off to the reception and
Asked for the room key
The maitre d'
Hello, he seemed pleased to meet me
I went to the lift and pressed button 2
Very discreetly
The doors closed and she went for my briefs
See me falling in bed again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate in you
If you ask me to
But in the throbs of passion
It hit me right between the head
I looked down at her
She had a piece of cabbage
Stuck between her teeth
And I said I think I'm in love with you
Gonna have kids and get married to you
And she said Rome was built in a day
And I said I wasn't on that job
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