King of Intimidation



("The women of this family seem to feel that they owe 
it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and 
attractive at dinnertime.") 
For you they live in a quiet monastery 
For you they wear whatever you want them to as long 
as it is short 
They count to ten when you tell them how to drive 
And when they're afraid they let you speak for them 
All hail the king of intimidation 
Model of Christian behavior 
For you we wax; we scale, chicken our legs 
For you we'd chew our nails if we had any left but fake
ones to do it 
We counted to ten temporarily 
And it was somethin' about how you talk down to me 
All hail the king of intimidation 
Model of Christian behavior 
The road of compromise is full 
And apparently you don't want some 
There's only so much we can do 
To make you rest assured 
I am single 
I am weary 
You're just jealous 
You're just confused 
You're just hungry 
You're missin' out 
You're not happy 
You I pity 
All hail the king of intimidation 
Model of Christian behavior 
He knows not of what he has wrongly done 
So forgive his ignorant behavior 
You are tortured 
You are captured 
You are busted 
We were silent 
You were tested 
You know better 
You are lonely 
Was it worth it? 




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