May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real slim shaddy please shut up? 
I repeat: Will the real slim shaddy please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you've never heard a white person before
....       trying to be hard core
....
It's the return of: Oh, wait, no way, you're fool, you didn't pay 
money for this, did you?
Dr Dre did, everything idiots, without ... his first dad
The worlds had enough of Eminem
Chicky chicky 
Even his girl friend's cheatin' on him 
Look at him, walkin' around, livin' off Dre 
Actin' so cool, but he's really kind of weak though 

Little twit blasted me on his new cd 
Why caused I turned him down for a date  he he 
As for the question of who came first? 
Was it Carson Daley or was it Fred Durst? 
I'm sorry slim but, this is goin' a hurt 
They both came closer then you ever will jerk 

Your song is on my nerves 
Your song is on my nerves 
Your kinda lucky, cause you got more fame then you deserve. 

That is the message that I deliver to little kids 
You can become famous, and never know what talent is 
Of course their going to like you, of course they do 
Your like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Sliver Spoons 

You play nothing but a product, packed to be bougth of
.....  from now you won't even be thought of
So you're right about dead animals and canibals
And someday you'll start dating dogs and  hire weels

And there's a million of women just like me, that think like me
And consider that slim shaddy is  
Just a boy dealing with puberty, 
So if you agree scream louder then me 

You're Slim Shady 
Yes, you're the Real Shady 
You sound like Peter Brady 
You get quite irritating 
So won't the real slim shady please shut up 
please shut up 
please shut up 

You're Slim Shady 
Yes, you're the Real Shady 
You sound like Peter Brady 
You get quite irritating 
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up 
Please shut up 
Please shut up

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I don't have the complete lyric, so if you do or you know what 
she says on the parts I put "....", please send to me! 
I'd appreciatte!








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