ABOUT PAUL & GENE

BORN:  twins - Sept 28, 1965 yes we are  37 years old and trying to fake it.  We still live like we are 16, living at our mothers home in T.O. (when were not mouching off our girlfriends in Ham or Quebec.  We sleep on the couch or the floor in our mothers basement and live day to day off whomever is dumb enough to support us.    We have no car, no license, no jobs and cannot afford to support ourselves that's why we enlist strippers & Well....you know what you are. 

HERE'S A COUPLE OF HINTS LADIES: If you cut off the bank, and stop being the chauffeur see how long they'll stick around.   Oh and how can you tell if Gene or Paul is lying to you... that's easy...THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING.

COMMENTS FROM THE STARCHILD

"A Hard dick has no conscience"

- words to live by

Let the war begin...

    Signed,

   The Starchild - Iron fisted ass-fucker of  DRESSED TO KILL