Come to my window...crawl inside wait by the light of the moon...come to my window...

Would you kids keep quiet, Mommy is trying to sing in here!  Sheesh, when you have three kids, ages...11, 8 and 4 (2000), I guess you can't expect to have peace and quiet. Still... I do like that song. Hi, I'm Chris, and not only do I work all day, everyday...okay, five days a week, I homeschool my children and we all love it! What do I do at work? Well...don't hate me if I tell you, I really am a nice person, I'm a telemarketer, hey, don't throw rotten tomatoes at the screen! If you are nice to me when I call you, I'm nice back and don't forget it!  Where am I from? Okay, I'm from Idaho, before that I lived in Nevada for 11 years and before that I was in Montana. Okay, so I like to move around. What else would you like to know...my age...well, I'm 30 (2000) and proud! Oh, one more piece of information you might want to know if you plan on talking with me...I'm BLONDE to the BONE! Now, don't let that stop you from saying, "Hi!"

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So, why did you click on my bed? Hoping it will talk? I don't think so. Heehee!

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