Sh...we are inside Joanie's room...who is Joanie?  She a wonderful woman from Michigan, and let me tell you this...Michigan is much better place because Joanie lives there!  Joanie has a wonderful son, a testament to her superior mothering skills, so any of you mothers who doubt your effectiveness... talk to Joanie. Also, a little known secret I don't want blathered about... Joanie would love to live in a warmer state. Woohoo, I say, Michigan's loss and Florida's gain!!! Well, maybe someday.

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This just in...as of 9:00 last night, a mad man is loose on the internet wrecking havoc throughout all of mIRC. The first reported victim of this inhuman monster, a woman, whom for investigative purposes must remain anonymous at this time, is in stable condition at the mIRC Hospital.  We do know the woman is very sweet and from a very cold state. More on this horrifying online incident as details are revealed. Please,  keep your firewalls up and your windows open, remember do not ....

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