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I have now given up any hope of fixing the world. Here are the things
that I can no longer withstand. Enjoy. 

Working At Wal*Mart.

People that come in, and expect you to wave your little fairy wand, and make things appear.

People who think that you're a Circuit City, and you know every item, inside and out. When in fact, you're only trained for a register, and your only knowledge is from your own experiences at home.

Certain People

 

Computer  City They had the nerve to sell out to Comp USA. And then only put 1 person on a register at 8pm on a Friday night.  HELLO!?!?

Canadians well, most of them. There's a SELECT few that I do like.

Stupid Parents

That father that killed his kid by injecting the AIDS virus into him so he wouldn't have to pay child support. I hope someone kills him while he's in prison.

People In General

Peeple hoo kant speel, yet feel they have the rite to have a home paje.

Fake Fans

homepage writers who grossly inform the public yet fail to recognize their ignorance whatsoever.

People who don't take a hint, and call you 3 times a day and keep begging to be added you your ICQ list.

Talking with people who love the bands as I do.

Talking with people that hate the bands I like.  (it's a lose/lose situation)

Poor, nasty locals in a mall shopping in Lechters.  They couldn't afford gas, nevermind a potato peeler...

People who whistle, hum, sing, and tap their fingers.  I'd rather listen to Celine Dion for 24 hours straight. 

People who don't RETURN things.

When someone insults me and I can't think of a good comeback.   This is even worse when I think of one five minutes later!

Underlined stuff that isn't a link.

Letterbox/Widescreen movies, and the people that can't tell the difference between the two.

Serious Delays Emailing an order to an online store and having them finally mail you back 8 months later saying their server was screwed up.
Even worse, they ask you if you still want to place an order. (no discount?)

Plugins Pages whose only gimmick is using a Plugin, like Shockwave, which, upon downloading, never works anyways.

AOL Those people gave me a virus.  (don't ask...)

PC Games Eagerly buying a new pc game, setting it up, and then finding out that every time that you want to play that game, you have to redesign and restart your PC just to play the stupid thing.

Foreigners In Malls Getting stuck behind slow foreign people in the mall that seem to have all the time in the world.

Greasy Hair It's just icky and nasty.

Bras When the underwire from your bra digs right into your side, causing unbearable pain.

Burnt Toast

Being a Third Wheel

TV Missing a tv program that I had planned the whole week to watch.

Tickets

Not getting tickets to your favorite concert.

Getting shitty tickets to your favorite concert.

Getting great tickets, going to the concert, and seeing that you prolly could have gotten EVEN BETTER tickets.

Geocities have joined up with Yahoo! - screwed me all up.  Besides, i'm sick of the banners.  Thus, ShaysNet.

Music

Not owning every promo item that I want.

Not owning every Trent magazine, and having to 'consider' paying a pretty penny to get them. 

Wishing I could meet Rob again, and not look so retarded.

Sleep Trying to, but you have so much on your mind, you toss  and turn for hours...   Totally Sucks.

Dreams Because they never come true.

Radio When they play a song on the radio that you like but you don't know who it's by or what it's called.