Me & My Old Lady

     Me and my old lady
     Lay in bed all day
     And when I say I love her
     Well she rolls the other way
     But really she don't mean it
     Everything she says
     Still if I believe in love
     There's nothing wrong
     There's nothing wrong with my head

     Me and my old lady
     Sit and sip on wine
     And when she says she loves me
     Well I say that love is blind
     But really I don't mean it
     Everything I say
     Still if she believes in love
     There's nothing wrong
     There's nothing wrong with her head

     So what if we're making a scene now
     You know she don't give a shit
     When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
     You know I don't mind a bit
     It's all good and we
     Ain't gonna change now
     The world is unaware
     So if you want to go on and stare
     Cause we don't care

     She ain't no ball and chain
     Me and my old lady
     Suck each other dry
     And when in that position
     I'm the luckiest man alive
     Quenching our libidos
     Passing time away
     Now that I believe in love
     There's nothing wrong
     There's nothing wrong with my head

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