its Lunchtime and we're seated around a tabLe at the Mandarin hoteL pooLside. when the guys see the biscuit tin i puLL out of my bag, a coLLective howL begins. "aHh, we know THAT!" "hehheH," as i give them an eviL grin,"wanna bite?"



have you pLayed spin the bottLe?
roGer:

yes, when i was about 13. most of the time you were so embarrassed, you's say "Lets teLL them we've kissed aLready". but if it was a girL that you Liked, and she Liked you too, then you;d probabLy have a ncie time in the cupboard!

How do you see yourseLf in the year 2010?
nEiL:

deifiniteLy oLder, hopefuLLy wiser. i'd Liek to be stiLL in the group, performing. but if that wasnt the case, then i'd Like to be a producer to another group, a baby coDe rEd!

if you couLd have a date with a famous person, who wouLd it be?
LeE:

nicoLe kidman. she's LoveLy. wicked eyes, reaLLy nice hair. tom cruise is a Lucky man.

have you ever used a bidet?
pHiL:

er, yeah! actuaLLy, i have one in my house. dont use it that often though. i dont reaLLy find it comfortabLe.

who beLieves the most in you?
roGer:

my mum. i'm reaLLy cLose to my mum, and she's in everything i've ever done. she's aLways door and the Lady that works in the photographic studio burst in on me. she saw-she saw me-(Laughs, tinge of embarrassment) she saw my bits!

name three things that are essentiaL in Life.
LeE:

Laughter, Love and (thinks Long and hard) and...and....saLt beef bangeLs!

whose bed have your boots been under?
pHiL:

erm....(hesitates, caging, trying to find a way out of this as the others egg him on> a few beds, here and there, there and here, now and then, yes! (aLL roar with Laughter)

have you beLched in a reaLly embarrassing pLace?
roGer:

yes, assembLy, at schooL. i remember beLching on purpose as the headmaster was waLking through. i wasnt naughty at schooL, but i was rather cocky. i tried to be the wise guy very often. i actuaLLy did it to see if i'd get in troubLe. and i did!

when you make Love, do you Look in the mirror?
nEiL:
(aLL Laugh hiLariousLy)
no, 'coz id ont have any mirrors in my house! but i'd probabLy try it, if the girL i was with was up to it.

what's you idea of a good night in?
roGer:

make Love Looking in the mirror!
LeE:
(gives roGer a LOOK) quite nice! erm,candLeLight dinner for two, warm fire, good music, nice girL, and er....who knows what eLse? Leave it to your imagination.

what's your favourite underwear?
pHiL:

tommy hiLfiger underwear. i've got about 12 pairs, aminLy white, in different styLes.

if you were a woman, who would you be and why?
roGer:

erm,(thinks) madonna. she's phenomenaL isnt she? i'd Like to experience the things she experiences.

who's better? barbie or sindy?
nEiL:

depends who's got a mirror!( aLL Laugh) weLL, the onLy cindy i know is cindy crawford, so i'd have to say cindy. (he obviousLy doesnt reaLise we're taLking about doLLs!.)

what's the most annoying thing anyone's ever said to you?
LeE:

"tidy your room Lee".(in naggy mother-type voice) over and over and over again. dont mind it once, but when its repeated! (exasperated Look)

do you beLieve in Life after death?
pHiL:

i dont reaLLy beLieve in Life after death, but i beLieve in...... something eLse. i beLieve that the spirits, the souLs, go somepLace eLse, but i don't know if thats "Life".



with that sobering thought, everyone's stomach growLs simuLtaeneousLy. we decide to caLL it a day, and troop off to Lunch.