When the revolution comes, the 'Nicks will need an army - you know, to run down the shops and get some fags, or invade Poland or something - and who'll lead that army? I'll lead that army! But who'll BE that army? That's where I need your help.
Sign on today, Your Kenix and Country needs you!
Anyone who signs the guestbook has formally been enrolled with the rank of Private, but remember - Every Private has a Field Marshal's baton in his/her rucksack - Get promoted though the ranks! Recieve decorations for feats of astounding bravery and cunning in the name of Kenickdom! Become a General in the army that shall rise up and overthow the Spice Girls and all forms of shiteness in the music world!
HURRAH!
