Your skirts too long...
and it's just not tight enough
Your face's all wrong
I don't think you're bright enough
You need a man...
who's got a plan...
that's going to work
It's the perfect plan
I'll fix your hair
And the way you're talking
New shoes to wear...
that you can't walk in
I want you to do...
what I tell you to
It's going to come true
It's the perfect plan
It's going to work
It's the perfect plan