My halo slips over my eyes
My nice dress rips but I don't cry
What am I doing here
When I just want to wear...
PVC It's my favourite plastic
PVC 'Cos it's nice and shiney
PVC And completely waterproof
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Start again..
A lipstick stain on my new dress
The fabrics scarred and I'm distressed
I take my own advice
Get kitted out in nice...
PVC It's my favourite plastic
PVC 'Cos it's nice and shiney
PVC And completely waterproof
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Start again..
You've never me seen quite this way
But you'll agree I'm twice as nice...
this way
The moral of this little tale
Do what you like and you can't fail
To get in someones way
HEY...
PVC It's my favourite plastic
PVC 'Cos it's nice and shiney
PVC And completely waterproof
Start again
Start again..