The Bloody Lip Mary

  • green pepper corns
  • Giant capers (yes they really exist)
  • horseradish
  • worcestershire sauce
  • tiny amount of BBQ sauce
  • vodka (ketel 1 if yr crazy enough)
  • tomato juice
  • celery salt
  • clove of garlic
  • salt and pepper

Place ice cubes in large, large tumbler (why do they call it a tumbler????). Sprinkle salt over the ice cubes and slowly watch the ice melt until it's kind of scabby looking.

Shake worcestshire over the ice and muddle with horseradish,BBQ, green peppercorns and capers. Add celery salt. Run a crushed clove of garlic around the rim of the glass. Add vodka, and if there's room, tomato juice.

Season to taste with salt and pepper. Garnish with pepperocinis and those crazy pickled green beans.