Sausage Kazoo

  • spaghetti
  • medium-sized kielbasa
  • brandy
  • scotch
  • cherry coke or soda of choice

Use a firm stand of uncooked spaghetti to poke a small hole through a medium-sized kielbasa.

Soak kielbasa for 24 minutes in a mixture of brandy and scotch with a splash of soda or cherry coke.

Suck drink through kielbasa, flipping hair up so the video camera can see you.