Here is the first of my Kenickie caption competitions. Take a look at the my efforts. Laugh uncontrollably if you want - they are supposed to be funny, then have a go at the picture down the bottom yourself.
The rest of the band were amazed by Lauren's ventriloquist "Talking Cunt" trick
The girls thought it was quite funny when the HGV took off the entire side of their car
Ok, Here's your challenge.
Our first winner is Pete Henn, his caption is
Too much junk food had turned Lauren strangely off colour