a.. How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
b.. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
c.. You know how most packages say "Open here"... What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
d.. Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
e.. Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
f.. Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
g.. Why is it that the guy who comes up behind you while you're waiting for an elevator presses the already
lit "up" button -- as though he
somehow has magical powers that you didn't when you pressed it
the first time?h.. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
i.. Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
j.. Why is the alphabet in that order?
k.. If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
l.. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
m.. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
n.. Do fish get cramps after eating?
o.. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
p.. Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
q.. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
r.. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
s.. How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?
t.. Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
u.. Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes?
v.. Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
w.. Why do they put Braille on the drive-thru ATM machines?
x.. How do blind people know what Braille buttons to push, if they can't see the little screens?
y.. Why do scientists call it "re"search when looking for something new?
z.. When a bee regurgitates to make honey, does it get sick at it's stomach?
aa.. Why is it that you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
ab.. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
ac.. Why is it called a building when it is already built?
ad.. Why are they called "trunks" when they are vertical, and "logs" when they are horizontal?
ae.. How can you say "The same difference" when, if they have the same differences, then they must
be the same - not different?af.. Do you ever wonder if flowers sniff us back?
ag.. If 7-Eleven is open 365 days a year 7 days a week 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?
ah.. Why does a dog hate for you to blow in its face, but when its in a car he sticks his head out the window?
ai.. If you throw a cat out on the road while driving does it become "kitty litter"?
aj.. Why do shipments go by car and cargo goes by ship?
ak.. Why is it called Greenland if it's all ice? Why is it called Iceland if it's all green?
al.. Why do we call it a TV set, when there is only one?
am.. Why are there Postal Mail Boxes in front of the Post Office? You are already there!
an.. If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?
ao.. Why is it when someone eats something that tastes bad they say "Aw, this tastes gross!" and turn
to you and say "Try it!" Why
would I want to try it, if they already told me what it tastes
like?ap.. Why is dyslexia so hard to spell and lisp so hard to say?