1. Karen Don't Care

Words: Jackson
Music: Pilgrim

sun’s going to rise today
it’s one thing i won’t see
noon buzzer wakes my lunar lapse
and i’m a minority
i’m up and washed and dressed by two
in time for her mom’s tea
the fact she’s only half in love
means fifty percent to me

karen don’t care
i know she won’t be there
i cut my hair
to prove that no one cares

i know i’m hers for show and tell
that need not be said
i prove she’s not a lesbian
as her blueblood hasn’t bled
karen nags me about myself
but i’m ready for bed
she treats me like a rusting car
i’m washed up but i’m not dead

karen don’t care
i know she won’t be there
i cut my hair
to prove that no one cares

i think i fell in love with her
about when i couldn’t tell
maybe when we talked finances
and i wasn’t that hard a sell
i know i need her in my life
without her i’m not well
only reason i’m in her life
i’m stuck still bound for hell

karen don’t care
i know she won’t be there
i cut my hair
to prove that no one cares
(repeat drown)

Juwan: guitar
Cody: vocals

2. Cameron Diaz Eyes
(C. Jackson/D. Weiss/J. DeShannon)

Recorded Live At AVC's Spring Break Showcase
Daytona Beach, FL 03.24.98

Her hair is purest gold
Her lips a sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Cameron Diaz eyes

She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She's got Cameron Diaz eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
and she knows just what it takes
to make a pro blush
She's got Gwyneth Paltrow's stand-off sighs
She's got Cameron Diaz eyes

She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She's got Cameron Diaz eyes

She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come up blue
She's got Cameron Diaz eyes

She'll expose you
when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious
and she knows just what it takes
to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy

She's got Cameron Diaz eyes

3. Baywatch Girl
Non-Release Bonus Track

Words: Jackson
Music: Pilgrim

she's one part flesh and one part bone
she's mostly two parts silicone
men line up to be her guy
but none can look her in the eye

she's more than just a doll
she's so beautiful
she's more than just a doll
she could be a baywatch girl

even though she finds it hard to dance
her social life has been enhanced
she's there to objectify
thirty-six D is her bra size

she's more than just a doll
she's so beautiful
she's more than just a doll
she could be a baywatch girl

i can see her running on the beach
in the red one-piece of all my dreams

she's more than just a doll
she's so beautiful
she's more than just a doll
she could be a baywatch girl

repeat + drown

Juwan: guitar
Cody: vocals
Doug: bongos
Pierre: sleigh bells