hey little girl in the Highland dress
when will you wear a little less
when will you wear your birthday suit
will you when i say i think you're cute
my nads don't drop when the wind blows north
so let's skinnydip in the Firth of Forth
we'll be making moves in the out of doors
i'll show you mine if you show me yours

2. Like A Squirrel (D. Cherokee)

i know a girl
she f*cks like a squirrel
she nibbles nuts at the shaft of my tree
i can't relate
as her looks aren't great
but she don't let up to satisfy me

i know a girl
she f*cks like a squirrel
she crawls up my bark to go for a bite
she may be a dog
but she likes to snog and
they all look alike when ya turn off the light

i know a girl

3. Modern British Hero For Your Love (D. Cherokee)

Robert the Bruce could fight me but you know he'd fail
Braveheart could cry Freedom! and then have to bail
Guy Fowlkes could try and blow me away
or find evidence that I shot J.F.K.

i'll always be here
i'll always be here

robin hood could come with his merry men
he'd attack me once and then again
i'd turn him away every time
like he had marian, you are mine

I'll take on Ivanhoe even with his horse
like Luke Skywalker, I have the Force
as Beckham scores with his Posh Spice
i'll stick to you like hair with lice
the Queen could call for my head to go
I will never leave you, don't you know

4. Ghostbusters (Ray Parker Jr.)
Copyright 1984 Arista Records Inc.

5. Somebody's Watching Me (Cherokee/Rockwell)
Dance Club Remix

the prince of darkness is my favorite move
so dance til ya can't while you check this groove
it comes in waves from rico's oceans
so tap into your lust emotions
for the voyeur watching up above you
and the drunk who thinks he wants to love you
shake your thang on my dance floor
let my sounds become your whore

(lines1,3 in chorus sampled from Rockwell)
(lines2,4 vocals by Rita)

my hair may be steel wool but it's not a rug
ladies better recknize their meat is fresh Doug
i'm just the Man to set you off
pretend it's school and i'm your Prof
for the voyeur watching up above you
as my sounds come strong with plans to love you
it's booty time on my dance floor
i watch you become my whore