Take me in the woman’s washroom
I see my name inked on the wall
In your eyes I see you’re craving
Sweet love in a bathroom stall
The waves they come and then they go
To rock your boat babe nice and slow
Are you scared? You shouldn’t be
I’ve got this gift
I think that you need
Chorus:
Sweet love
You want sweet love
You know how good it could be
Sweet love
You want sweet love
Let me give you what I think you need
Your bedroom lights are off now
I plan to give your face this glow
Confess to me you hate one night stands
But i’m at fifty in a row
The waves they come and then they go
To rock your boat babe nice and slow
Are you scared? You shouldn’t be
I’ve got this gift
For you come from me
Chorus:
Sweet love
You want sweet love
You know how good it could be
Sweet love
You want sweet love
Let me give you what I think you need
take me in the woman’s washroom
my name is scratched out on the wall
and your friends all see me coming
i’ll go make sweet love to them all
The waves they come and then they go
To rock your boat babe nice and slow
Are you scared? You shouldn’t be
i’ve got this gift
i want you to need
Chorus:
Sweet love
You want sweet love
You know how good it could be
Sweet love
You want sweet love
Let me give you what I think you need
2. Dying To Meet You
have i proved that i'm the biggest coward?
i bite my lip until i make it bleed
judge me and you'll know that i'm bi-polar
i have this need and then i have the needs
Chorus:
i need a coal mine to call mine
a lifeline just to light mine
i've been dying to meet you
but are you dying to meet me
so in love completely
with you
but without you
have i proved that i'm infatuated?
i'm begging you to teach me how to flirt
look at me and fumble for a dark side
you can't be scared since i'm as dumb as dirt
Chorus:
i need a coal mine to call mine
a lifeline just to light mine
i've been dying to meet you
but are you dying to meet me
so in love completely
with you
but without you
did you buy the story that i'm dying?
i told you that so we could do the deed
judge me and you'll know that i'm a liar
i have this need and then i have my needs
Chorus:
i need a coal mine to call mine
a lifeline just to light mine
i've been dying to meet you
but are you dying to meet me
so in love completely
with you
but without you
what can i do
when i want you
3. Stupid Rock Star
tonight's the night, the stage is set
invite me in, inside your head
you'll never want to go to bed
('nuff said!)
i perform because i can
sell out seats to pay the Man
come backstage you'll understand
baby, i'm a stupid rock star
i'm a stupid rock star
i use big words to prove i'm not
as stupid as i am hot
pendantic men all want me shot
(so what!!)
you like my bod so sing along
to my stupid rock star song
you know the words, is it so wrong
that i'm a stupid rock star
i'm a stupid rock star
late Nineties rock, it leaves me Limp
this Korn tastes bad, Kid Rock's a pimp
i'd rather hear a singing chimp
(oh yeah!!)
and marilyn's the anti-christ
he's talentless to put it nice
i'll sell my soul for half his price
because i'm a stupid rock star
i'm a stupid rock star
the media thinks this boy is bad
for fights i start or girls i've had
my styles' not for your mom and dad
(f-ck that!!)
i'm a stupid rock star
i'm a stupid rock star
4. Sometimes I Really Hate You Kate
sometimes i really hate you kate
you know i’ve loved you all along
the silence when you’re watching me
you know i just can’t stand the calm
you said “come and get me slowly”
knowing there’s no way i’ll resist
i don’t know the way you do it
but i don’t want to feel like this
sometimes i really hate you kate
i don’t know where it all went wrong
when you play and say you love me
i don’t know where it’s coming from
you said “come and get me slowly”
knowing there’s no way i’ll resist
i don’t know the way you do it
but i don’t want to feel like this
sometimes i really hate you kate
because there’s no way i’ll stay strong
now every girl seems plain to me
because i want to make you home
you said “come and get me slowly”
knowing there’s no way i’ll resist
i don’t know the way you do it
but i don’t want to feel like this
i just don’t know what to do
you said “come and get me slowly”
knowing there’s no way i’ll resist
i don’t know the way you do it
but i don’t want to feel like this
5. Without My Princess
without my princess
i'm a lot less
i'm just another pretty boy
in a GAP vest
without my princess
i'm a big mess
i try to drink it off but
get more depressed
... and i think it's kind of silly
her friends want to kill me
when we all agree she could find a better man
chorus:
and i get to thinking
when is she coming home?
then i get to thinking
can i make it alone
then i get to thinking
what the hell! -
why do i keep thinking
without my princess
i'm so obsessed
i pick fights with any stranger
and could care less
without my princess
is this a test?
will i wake up from the nightmare
head on her breast
... and i think it's kind of silly
my friends want to kill me
just because the only thing i talk about is her
chorus:
and i get to thinking
when is she coming home?
then i get to thinking
can i make it alone
then i get to thinking
what the hell! -
why do i keep thinking
why do i keep thinking?
6. Wearing Bathing Suits
Intro:
you and i we went
walking in the rain
getting soaking wet
we've known each other for awhile
but have we really met?
you're shivering so i hold you
make you warm with just my touch
i'm scared you're still a virgin
you're scared i know too much
i know you want to hide
some things you can't deny
i know you're kind of shy
how did i get denied?
chorus:
you can sense me thinking nookie
and i know you think i'm cute
so why are we in my bathtub
wearing bathing suits (wearing bathing suits)
i know you're a few years younger
but on that point i'll stay mute
why are we in my bathtub -
wearing bathing suits
i can't wait til tomorrow
i want you here right now
you know i'm doomed to follow
you make me smile somehow
i know you want to hide
some things you can't deny
i know you're kind of shy
how did i get denied?
chorus:
you can sense me thinking nookie
and i know you think i'm cute
so why are we in my bathtub
wearing bathing suits (wearing bathing suits)
i know you're a few years younger
but on that point i'll stay mute
why are we in my bathtub -
wearing bathing suits
7. Slut Du Jour
a girl won't take the subway
but she's known to cross the line
her legs are like a drive-thru
... open all the time
schoolgirl with her big knives
out to find a reason
to vent her pent-up anger
some stab-in-the-back treason
there's no chance for boredom
let's end the speculation
go out and find a victim
it's fun, manipulation
her life is sitting first-class
bought by daddy's credit card
he's also blindly funding
... her tab at the bar
schoolgirl with her tight shirt
out to find acceptance
not thinking that come one day
she'll be some slut's parent
there's no chance for boredom
let's end the speculation
go out and find a victim
it's fun, manipulation
schoolgirl can't stand boredom
let's end the speculation
go out and find a victim
it's fun, manipulation
8. Born To Lose
when the moment moves me
i'll get off my couch
you left here in a hurry
wanted me to work things out
i know that i'm a handful
a social leper at my best
how did you manage this long
well, that's anyone's guess
Chorus:
born to lose
is how i feel when i'm with you
born to lose
never knowing who loves who
maybe someday soon
i'll be someone new
and won't lose
you think i'm indifferent
when it comes to me and you
your friends all getting married
and i don't seem to move
playstation out the window
bring that idea to a halt
your inner clock is ticking
baby, that's not my fault
Chorus:
born to lose
is how i feel when i'm with you
born to lose
never knowing who loves who
maybe someday soon
i'll be someone new
and won't lose
and it all comes out now
how you settled for me
sweet hooch with lazy boyfriends
is the way things ought to be
i guess i kind of love you
but i like the way things are
you're my biggest weakness
so have i pushed you too far
Chorus:
born to lose
is how i feel when i'm with you
born to lose
never knowing who loves who
maybe someday soon
i'll be someone new
and won't lose
born to lose
is how i feel when i'm with you
born to lose
never knowing who loves who
maybe someday soon
i'll be someone new
and won't lose
9. Page Three
nineteen and already spread
naked across the pages that my family read
my mother asked me “does she have no shame?”
i love her but i don’t agree
that she has the right to go on page three
the boyfriend must contend with the girlfriend’s fame
nineteen and already spread
naked as an actress in the villain’s bed
that’s just how young girls have to play the game
i love her but i don’t agree
now i prefer to have her on page three
the boyfriend must contend with the girlfriend’s fame
10. Reach Out For My Love
you'll always wear this season's black
so i always know where you'll be at
new york or dublin perhaps rome
maybe one day soon you'll make it home
i want you to see that i've changed
all i've done wrong is in the past
only look ahead not looking back
this walk o' shame will be my last
Chorus:
so i've slept with all the models
drank from every bottle
been thrown into the road and
avoided all the potholes
can't you see it wasn't enough
reach out for my love
ginseng and dexatrim are all i know
no more hookers and no more snow
i'm growing up, i'm more mature
you were on tv and i was insecure
i want you to see that i've changed
you're a case of when instead of if
your friends won't forget, they've made a list
why i'm the guy you shouldn't be with
Chorus:
so i've slept with all the models
drank from every bottle
been thrown into the road and
avoided all the potholes
can't you see it wasn't enough
reach out for my love
you are the only thing i think of
reach out for my love
11. Vertigo
the moon is full and staying low
i’m dizzy. I’ve got vertigo
or i’m dizzy from you
it might be from you
for now, i’m moving nice and slow
girl, you give me vertigo
Chorus:
i know you want me
In dreams you haunt me
I know you want me
I know but do i really know
The sun is slipping
The moon is lifting
You’ve got me tripping
Girl, you give me vertigo
Needing to see you so i show
I’m fighting off my vertigo
It’s a party baby
I’m going crazy
You kiss me since i can’t say no
Girl, you give me vertigo
Chorus:
i know you want me
In dreams you haunt me
I know you want me
I know but do i really know
The sun is slipping
The moon is lifting
You’ve got me tripping
Girl, you give me vertigo
My girlfriend’s home so i should go
But it’s you who gives me vertigo
You’re bringing trouble
I’m seeing double
So here is something you should know
Girl, you give me vertigo
Chorus:
i know you want me
In dreams you haunt me
I know you want me
I know but do i really know
The sun is slipping
The moon is lifting
You’ve got me tripping
Girl, you give me vertigo
(repeat + drown)
12. 2000 Zeros
listen you think you know it all
you've walked the streets
you've shopped the mall
girl, love is overrated
and faith is now outdated
believe that hope can drown all doubt
but can it map the right way out
chorus:
things cringe when you talk glass half full
your eyes are brown
from so much bull
is it so sarcastic
to suggest something more drastic
how can you be above the fray
when i know it's cloudy every day
we're all zeroes here
in the zeroes here
we're all zeros here
13. Slacker Love
we hear them say i never made a play
to be the best some day
i'm potential down the drain
we hear them say you never seem to stay
you keep your dreams at bay
you'd rather hide than face the pain
chorus:
i'll go holy on you
make a change and see it through
don't you know i'm just like you
i never follow through
it's one for all and all for getting some
pair of potential fun
that's this dream i long to see
in the setting sun, let's go get something done
there's a whole world left to shun
baby, there's a chance you believe me
i'll go holy on you
make a change and see it through
don't you know i'm just like you
i never follow through
bridge:
so you're my friend - a girl and friend
can we make out... how this will end
are we O.K. or are we strange?
i never meant to face the pain
with one way out, i'll find that way
since i'm the one who made you stay
i'll go holy on you
make a change and see it through
don't you know i'm just like you
i never follow through
follow through...
follow through...
follow through...
14. Importing Wetbacks
one day the cops came sniffing around the business
where a deal is a deal is a deal
and the cops thought you could use some pressure
they know how to make a pig squeal
chorus:
so you have your house in the country
as i'm sitting here in my cell
but you know one day
that you're gonna pay
so i bet you don't sleep so well
they booked us for importing wetbacks
i got five years - you managed just (a)fine
but when you think of our friends pushing tacos
like me, they are biding their time
so you have your house in the country
as i'm sitting here in my cell
but you know one day
that you're gonna pay
so i bet you don't sleep so well
so you have your house in the country
as i'm sitting here in my cell
but you know one day
that you're gonna pay
so i bet you don't sleep so well
we are both doomed to hell
15. Tricking You
you’re awake, that’s fine
it’s no real concern of mine
we’re roommates and nothing more
you think i’ve got this big plan
to destroy you but understand
all my troubles began
the day you came in my door...
CHORUS:
While you think i’m welfare
While you think i’m well off
While you think
All the while I’ve been tricking you
While you think i’m special
While you think i’m mental
While you think
All the while I’ve been tricking you
Here we go, again
The same thing it’s always been
You’re confused and want to talk
“Well to kiss you was a chore
you paid my bills, i was a whore”
now i choose to ignore
you - don’t think of stalking me
CHORUS
While you think i’m welfare
While you think i’m well off
While you think
All the while I’ve been tricking you
While you think i’m special
While you think i’m mental
While you think
All the while I’ve been tricking you
Give me, release
To escape you here on your knees
But you want to kill me
For tricking you
Secret Song: Regret The Day You Do
emotional is what you are
you can't deal since i'm a star
hate the hand that i've been dealt
what i felt it hurt like hell
i try to keep my place in line
you're right behind to take what's mine
but you'll regret the day you do
f-ck with me, i'll f-ck with you
and let me guess you think i'm rude
don't it get you in the mood
i'm not a toy you can abuse
i'll break a bone for every bruise
kind of admire that you've got spine
i'll snap it clean to jump in line
it's not just words or something new
f-ck with me, i'll f-ck with you
f-ck with me, i'll f-ck with you
you f-cked with me...
emotional is what you are
i like to watch you from afar
what the hell has happened here
you like to think i'm in the clear
let's share a drink, you know it's time
i poisoned yours, i poisoned mine
so that's a lie but here's what's true
f-ck with me, i'll f-ck with you
you said "just stick it in my box"
an office girl who walks the talk
a slut in life, a whore at work
you drive male co-workers bezerk
i think it's time you ride the pine
to sit and watch your life decline
where did you lose, i've got a clue
f-ck with me, i'll f-ck with you
f-ck with me, i'll f-ck with you
you f-cked with me...