ST. TITOSBURG= Ladies with weak hearts brace yourself for bad news as rumors are circulating that Doug Cherokee, a notable homegrown heartthrob is engaged. Cherokee, who plays keyboards for prominent local band Flint and also a two-time landslide winner of the Mr. Tito award given to the studliest man in the city as voted on by female residents, is expected to announce his impending marriage to British supermodel, Felicity Shagbark.
There has been no comment from the Flint camp so far. The band is currently preparing for “a sonic assault on New York City” in mid-March, according to Jessica Sparks, a spokesperson from Overlord Records. The engagement reportedly took place in Toronto, Canada where Flint recently performed a mini-tour and Shagbark is currently filming the TV movie “Bertha Tricked Me” a film about big-boned lesbians who lure unsuspecting women into webs of deception and female sexual slavery.
A date for the wedding has not been set. The couple was set up through Flint’s lead singer Cody Jackson and one of his former girlfriends. It is the first marriage for both although Doug is set to become a stepfather for Shagbark’s eight-month old son, Lamar.