What girls say                     ...what they mean
------------------------           ----------------------------------
Can't we just be friends?          There is no way in hell I am going
                                   to let any part of your body touch
                                   any part of mine, again.

I just need some space             ...without you in it

Can you help me with my            If I keep whining, the fool will do
homework?                          it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress?       We haven't had a fight in a while

No, pizza's fine                   Cheap bastard

I just do not want a boyfriend     I just do not want (you as) a boy-
now                                friend

I don't know; what do you want     I can't believe that you have
to do?                             nothing planned

Come here                          My puppy does this too

I like you but...                  I don't like you

You never listen                   You never listen

We're moving too quickly           I am not going to sleep with you
                                   until I find out if this guy in Bio
                                   has a girlfriend

I'll be ready in a minute          I AM ready, but I am going to make
                                   you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself      I am just being nice; there is no
                                   way I am going dutch

Oh Yes! Right there                Well, near there; I just want to get
                                   this over with

I'm just going out with the        We are gonna get sloppy and make
girls.                             fun of you and your friends

There's no one else                I am doing your brother

Size doesn't count...              unless I want an orgasm
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   What guys say...                        ...What they mean...
   ----------------------------------------------------------------------
It is just orange juice,           3 more shots, and she'll have her
try it                             legs around my head.

She's kind of cute                 I want to bang her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her         She won't blow me

I need you                         My hand is tired

I had her                          I had (wet dreams about) her all
                                   week.

I really want to get to know you   ...so I can tell my friends about
better                             it

How do I compare with all your     Is my penis really that small?
Other boyfriends?

You're the only girl I've ever     You are the only girl who has not
cared about                        rejected me

I want you back                    ...for tonight anyway

We've been through so much         If it was not for you, I never
together                           would have lost my virginity

I miss you so much                 I am so horny that my roommate is
                                   starting to look good

No, I do not want to dance         Shoot! She'll know that I have a
right now                          hard-on

The break-up should not start      I want to have sex a few more times
for another 24 hours

I am different from all the        I am not circumcised
other guys

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