DONUTS*
by dat crazy Filipino
Big Li 69@aol.com

I love donuts.

I'll say that right off the bat. If any of y'all see me walking
on the street and I'm looking really fat, u can say that it was
the donuts. Of all the pastries available, donuts are one of my
favorites (brownies are better though).

Anyway, what the fuck is my point, right? Well, this is a
review of Albertsons eight pack of variety cake-style donuts,
sold at the bargain price of two fitee. My assessment:
average. I really wasn't feeling the overall texture of the
donuts, I always found myself heating them in the microwave for
a couple of seconds to make them warm and soft. If your going
to buy donuts, get the big old school ones, cuz glaze just don't
feel right on a cake-style donut. Better yet, grab donuts
made by an already established bake franchise, rather
than the in-store exclusives made for the bargain baskets.

*There were no sightings of the lord during my donut
assessment. In fact, one of my least favorite pastries
are...jelly donuts.

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and then writing a damn essay on his damn history book. (Thanks,
Mr. Thompson!) Summer reading is a biotch. All e-mails are welcome. Beware a biting response though.