Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving 
Difference in prices is truly amazing 
Chips from the freezer come in very big portions 
Down our end you get fantastic reductions 

You're a cheeky sod you changed the odds 
Well if that's what you want 

Get your op, you'll be shopping at Sainsbury's 
Look so good all the people won't phase ya 
They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune 
Like the second coming with a much better hairdo 

You're a cheeky sod you changed the odds 
Well if that's what you want 

Kiss me hit me do what you want to me 
Kiss me lick me do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon 

Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect 
Pity 'bout the scar that is hidden below deck 
Just like new cos your change is so drastic 
Stay in the shade cos you're so fucking plastic 

You're a cheeky sod you changed the odds 
Well if that's what you want 

Kiss me hit me, do what you want to me 
Kiss me lick me, do what you want to me now 
I'll be leaving soon

Kiss me hit me do what you want to me 
Kiss me lick me do what you want to me now 
I'll be leaving soon 

Don't look twice cos you've got different eyes 
Cos the ones that were fine that you could see through 
Don't look twice cos you've got different thighs 
Than the ones that were fine that you could sit through 

want to me now 

Kiss me hit me do what you want to me 
Kiss me lick me do what you want to me no 
I'll be leaving soon