"Hello? Uh, yeah, uhh....Shy male, 25, seeks blonde
girl, 18 to 25, for long nights in by the fire, reading
and maybe more. Must have good sense of humour."

Must have a good sense of humour
It makes me laugh
A P.O. box number
And a photograph
Looks are not important
I want a photograph!

"Hi, yeah, I saw your advert in the paper and I was
wondering if you'd like to, errr...meet up for a drink.
Umm.. I'm young, free and single. That's if you count
two kids from a broken marriage, and ummm... do
you like dogs?"

Must have a good sense of humour
It makes me laugh
A P.O. box number
And a photograph
A good sense of humour
It makes me laugh
A P.O. box number
And a photograph

"Oh, yeah... hi. Thanks for replying to my ad, and,
err... would you like to meet up on Saturday?"

Must have a good sense of humour
It makes me laugh
A p.o. box number
And a photograph
Looks are not important
A fucking photograph!