One two three 
Na na na na na na na na 
Na na na na na na na na 
Na na na na na na na na 
Na na naaah 

I'm sick of all this scratching around
I'm calling Fred to come and give me a hand
He's the queen of all the shops where he shops 
And he's the king of all the scene to be seen

Skinima Nosebreak, Fatima Toothpaste
Penelope Cheapskate, Claudia Farmgate 

We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea 
We'll make them sit strategically 
We'll test their egg-ability 
We'll make them meet 

He only wants to get in yer kecks 
So he can carry out his own little test 
He only wants to get in yer pants 
Because he knows that you have played in a band 

Skinima Nosebreak, Fatima Toothpaste
Penelope Cheapskate, Claudia Farmgate 

We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea 
We'll make him sit strategically 
We'll test his egg-ability 
We'll make them meet 

Oh, oh, oh yeah 
Mavis she knows, Mavis she knows 
She's got all these things around her 
All things to no men, she'll see you in Hell 
Or go shopping instead

He will send his centipede to sort ya 
He's stretched it out to make it two foot taller 

We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea 
We'll make them sit strategically 
We'll test their egg-ability 
We'll make them meet 

Na na na na na na na na