Don't know much about birds and bees About your casual, mysterious appointments Wondered where you could have ducked out of sight Semms we saw your appointment Hanging on your arm last night Check it out Don't go chicken out Cool whip, uh oh That tops it off We think you'd better cool it Cool whip, uh oh That tops it off We think you'd better cool it down Seen it happen one hundred times It's like a trap; we're going off to jail Remember Ken and the girl who roped him in? Well, she got fat and now they're living in a trailer Check it out Don't go chicken out Cool whip, uh oh That tops it off We think you'd better cool it Cool whip uh oh That tops it off We think you better cool it down You got your pick of any girl in the world I ain't no sissy, but you could do much better I think that I'm the only one who's immune No little girl's gonna tell me what to do You need to have your little fun with the boys Out drinking on a Friday, kick some a-- and play some poker Saying sh-- that don't sound too cool Like lovey-dovey honey-bunny Give us all a break, dude! Check it out Cool whip, uh oh Cool whip, uh oh Cool whip, uh oh Cool whip, uh oh That tops it off, We think you'd better cool it down...