[Darren?] I know a girl who thinks of ghosts She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast She don't use butter, she don't use cheese She don't use jelly, or any of these She uses Vaseline Vaseline [Robert] I know a guy who goes to shows When he's at home and he blows his nose He don't use tissues, or his sleeve He don't use napkins, or any of these He uses magazines Magazines [Ben?] And I know this girl who reminds me of Cher She's always changing the color of her hair But she don't use nothing that you buy at the store She likes her hair-do to be real orange She uses tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines