Tourists wear their wallets in odd places when abroad So as not to be ripped off and in ways they're not obliged Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future So as not to be all screwed by ??? So will I And I guess I will protect myself from you Sometimes I get so tickled I just can't talk I will protect myself from you I'll keep on reminding me I'm always free I'm always free to walk You're not exactly what I'm looking for You don't even know that when I've got it straight Now keep it in mind No, you're not what I was looking for I just need a little more of what you've got A little bit dumb Make me laugh And I guess I will protect myself from you Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk I will protect myself from you I'll keep reminding me I'm always free I'm always free to walk ??? Different country anyway Whatever happens between you and me today Probably will be okay But it won't bother me anyway And I guess I will protect myself from you Sometimes I get so tickled that I just can't talk Well, I guess I'll, I'll protect myself from you I'll keep on reminding me I'm always free I'm always free to walk Always free Oh, free, free to walk You can't, you can't hurt me cuz I don't care about you I don't give a sh-- I don't give a sh-- about you