Name: Peter Love Thatch
Age: 17 (almost legal baybe!)
Instrument: the Thatch rod of love
Hobbies: Volleyball, relaxing on the beach, and making hot sweet love to the ladies.

Turn On's: Long Walks on the beach, candelight dinners, chicks who talk to him after concerts, girls who own his band's album
Turn Off's: Long Walks without sweet love, candlelight dinners without sweet love, clothing, girls who havn't met him, conversations without sweet love, secretaries who can type, groupies who won't put out, and bambi

Personal Notes: If you're looking for the most elligable bachelor on the planet, then Peter is YOUR man (hey, Peter is EVERYONE'S man). Just buy an album from him and he will make the sweetest love to you you'll EVER experiance. After all, one doesn't get so good looking without a little experiance, eh?

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