Hi, my name is Eryk Bateman. I'm a complete stranger who you don't care about in the slightest. I'm comfortable with saying this, and you should be too, because it's the truth. You have never met me, and if you saw a message on this page saying I was dying of lung cancer, and you had a sense of humor, you'd laugh. Lets face it, if we were all honest we all would laugh. If you knew me, you DEFINATELY would laugh.
I am one of those people that you would consider an annoying asshole. I like to think that I'm just pathetic and attention starved, but hey we can't all have our ways. Anywhile, my friends never want me around, my girlfriends can't stick around for more than a week, and to top it all off I have a really sick pre/per-verse mind, and you will grow to hate it.
I go to school at San Ramon High School, where people think I'm a homo-sexual. I like to think of it as some grandios plan to be superior to the idiots around me. I find that people are gullible. They beleive anything I say if they think it's offensive. For example, 'How was your weekend, Eric?' 'Very tiring Nicole, I was a member of a 70 person gang bang, me being the bang-ee of course, and boy does that get tiring after 7 hours. Why, I only passed out twice this time!' 'Oh my god! Didn't that hurt?' 'Only when the REALLY big guys showed up, but a little k-y will fix anything.' 'Eww! You're NASTY!'
Now while some of you might side with old Nicole there, seeing as how she's an idiot and deserves a slow pre-mature death involving many a steak knife, I think that I deserve the benifit of the doubt in this case. And another thing. Ever notice how the most closed minded homo-phobic ass-holes are the ones who wear spandex on football feilds with their hands on each others hips? Coincidence??? I think NOT! We definately have a case of self diversion here (the psycological condition where someone fears he himself may be, for example, gay- so he says everyone else is. The premise is, 'I'm the most anti-gay guy around, so I CAN'T be gay!').
Well, I guess I should talk about my web page. Pretty much, I'm enrolled in a inter-net class, and I am required to make a web page. So I decided to make all you people feel special and learn about shit you dont care about. Check out my band, we sound really good and junk; or my info on the church of euthanasia, or just look at my choice of music. And now, a little bit you didn't want to know about me :

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