The Oompa Loompas are living on some obscure island learning some sort of martial arts. One of them will come to the U.S. and will dominate in the Ultimate Fighting Championship in the near future.

The Oompa Loompas are traveling with the circus now, but no one can seperate them from the clowns.

When Charlie took over the chocolate factory, he got sick of the Oompa Loompa's being happy all the time and singing their little lymrics, so he chopped them up and covered them in chocolate and sold them as "OompaLicious Bars."

The Oompa Loompas are in a mariachi band touring Mexico. They are close to beating Menudo as Mexico's number one band.