as I have explained...
I am Lord Omen...
but unfortunately...
I have to share existence with a despicable, worthless, and very mean guy...his name is Ruben...
so...here are my reasons as to why I must kill him...
1. Ruben gets into trouble a lot...(and I have to pay for his sins as well)
2. Ruben cannot find his way out of his problems...(which means, I emerge and have to kick everybody's asses)
3. Ruben hurts a lot of people he cares about, then he dwells in his mistakes...(Me?...I just do not give a fuck about shit)
4. Ruben wants to be a good guy, just because he feels for others and has to please them...(Me?...I say "FUCK THEM ALL!")
5. Ruben has a heart which gets hurt a lot...(I FEEL THE FUCKING PAIN TOO!!!)
6. Ruben is mortal, and would like to just dissapear after death...(I am eternal, and will fucking take over after Judgement Day comes and takes care of little brain-dead, pussy, weak, and putrid entities, like Ruben and those like him)
Take care and be well...
Disclaimer:
This page is meant for amusement only (especially mine), and should not be taken seriously by anyone but myself, in no way am I condoning suicide to anybody out there, however....if any of you kill yourselves...send me pictures!!!