No more maybes
Your baby's got rabies
Sitting on a ball
In the middle of the Andes
Yeah I'm a freak of nature
If only I could be as cool as you
Body and soul I'm a freak I'm a freak
Try to be different
I don't really know
If only I could be as cool as you
Freak
Yeah I'm a freak
As cool as you
Body and soul I'm a freak
Well get a different disease
Seems it's in fashion
To need the cold sore cream
How to put on a 'cool' show
As boring as they come
Just tell me where to go