Hurry, hurry, step right up
See the sideshow in town for only fifty cents
Step right up, hurry, hurry before the show begins,
my friends
Stand in line, get your tickets, I hope you will
attend
It'll only cost you fifty cents to see
What life has done to those like you and me
See the man with the broken heart
You'll see that he is sad
He hurts so bad
See the girl who has lost the only love she ever
had
There's got to be no sadder show to see
No doubt about it
Satisfaction's guaranteed
So let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry
Hurry, hurry
Step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
See the man who's been cryin' for a million years
So many tears
So many tears
See the girl who's collected broken hearts for
souvenirs
It's more exciting than a one man band
The saddest little show in all the land
So let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
So let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the sideshow begin
Step right on in
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Hurry, hurry
Let the sideshow begin...
