Krusher Skullgore

Hosted

1985-89

History (His Story?)

Krusher was born from pain in a parallel universe. He travelled his cosmos in search of an outlet for his aggression. Alas, there was none to be found in his dementia, I mean, his dimension. So he morphed over to our measly existence. Much to his chagrin, there was no outlet for him here either. He exclaimed, "This sucks!! Guess I'll have to create an outlet for my aggression! I'll call it "

Best known for

Tremendously Evil growls on the breaks during the show.

 

Hobbies

Immobilizing small, furry animals with strategically placed duct tape.

Asking little old ladies to help him cross the street, then walking away.

Strong-arming panhandlers for their change.

 

Awards and honors

Expelled Expectorant Collection of the Year (1990-95)

1st Place: Best Taped Rodent Collection (1995)

 

Quotations

"Piece of s#iiiiit!," "Likma'ol"

Hear Spike (Yeah... RIGHT!) (WAV, 46K)

About Krusher Skullgore

Krusher is too reclusive to provide any details of his depraved life. When asked to contribute something to this page, he responded "Lick my left nut!" and slammed down the phone.

Meet Krusher Skullgore

Here's Krusher whacking the Wild Weevil.

Artwork courtesy of Vomitus Maximus Museum.