SOLDIER OF FORTUNE

One of these people is not like the others One of these people simply doesn’t belong this chap here’s got a gun and he’s shooting everything in sight Solder of Fortune Solder of Fortune Solder of Fortune Millions and millions served and only 22 shot to death in an unprovoked Big Mac Attack Beat your wife you can’t sleep nights beat your kids you can’t sleep at all and the newspapers wonder what fueled his rage what fueled his vicious killing rage Solder of Fortune Solder of Fortune Solder of Fortune Gets up one morning khaki pants and reflective sunglasses his wife sees him off at the door says where you going honey? Says I’m going to hunt some humans She says HAVE A NICE DAY So he heads down to the nearest McDonalds with an M-16 slung casually across his shoulder there’s a woman at the counter she’s ordering a Big Mac a side of fries a medium coke he says don’t move but she does so he shoots her and there’s someone over there so he shoots them too and his brain’s on fire and he’s screaming EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

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