We are XQ4@, Inc.
We are not a real company.
Don't get any ideas.
Or we might have to severely hurt you.
XQ4@, Inc. is the brainchild of Reverend and Master Susuk Lim, a very odd fellow who just happens to attend Woodburn High School in Woodburn, OR. One fine day in the summer of 1505, he thought that perhaps there was a worse sin than human existence. He came up with the hierarchy of gods, which is as follows, highest to lowest:
God
gods
demi-gods
quarter-gods
dime-gods
nickel-gods
penny-gods
notta-gods
Spam
The average human
Imitation Spam
President Clinton
In 1505, Spam and its imitations did not exist, of course, so those were just left blank. Now Susuk is 492 years old, and he has discovered what the ultimate sin is. So last year Rev. Lim decided that he should market this imitation Spam which he thought would sell very well. Of course, if you e-mail him with an order and a Visa number, he'll take the money, but don't count on having a shipment of XQ4@'s Infamous Imitation Spam at your doorway. In other words, XQ4@, Inc. exists in name, spirit and thought only . . . but the proprietor is real. His signature:

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